Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: A Harry Potter Parody by Valerie Frankel Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this published novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: All Characters, Draco Malfoy, Dumbledore, Ginny Weasley, Hagrid, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, McGonagall, Other Characters, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humour, Parody
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4569
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2006 Updated: 07 Sep 2006
Summary: Harry had had a rough 6th year..the dark lords gones and now his friends hate him. With help and a little love from the most unlikely He'll discover his past and brighten his future.
Brian and Justin are trying to raise a family until they discover some untold secrets and are drawn into some one elses problems.
Categories: Harry Potter, Queer As Folk > Brian/Justin Characters: All, All, Brian, Draco Malfoy, Dumbledore, Ginny Weasley, Hagrid, Harry Potter, Hermione, Justin, Lucius Malfoy, McGonagall, Others, Others
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Rape, Sex, Sexual Situations, Slash m/m, Strong Language, Violence
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 44403
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2006 Updated: 23 Apr 2006
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