Spoilers: XF--all seasons, Buffy--all seasons (alternate universe)
Summary: A bored vampire ropes in a hapless FBI agent to stir up his town. Because Mulder is the agent in question, things don't turn out like they should.
Disclaimer: All XF characters belong to 1013 productions, FOX and anyone else who can legally lay claim to them. Ditto for the Buffy characters with Mutant Enemy productions. This story is lovingly crafted with the utmost respect for ALL characters involved (crosses fingers behind back).
Authors' Notes: This story just started with two simple girls, a kick ass TV series and an episode of XF neither aforementioned authors even liked! To quell any confusion beforehand, there is absolutely NO UST between any of the characters...well, except a few. We can say, however, with 100% certainty: There is NO UST between Mulder and Scully whatsoever!
WARNING: This *is* a comedy, especially where the XF characters are concerned.
Send any and all commentary to: Foxzphile@AOL.com & FlukeGirl1@AOL.com. All flames are read, laughed at then deleted with extreme prejudice. The names of all the people who flame this will be stored and regurgitated in an Enemies List when the authors become famous. If anyone feels so inclined to post this story elsewhere, please do. But give us credit, or we'll send Spike after you.
"In any battle scenario, there is always one variable you cannot predict."
--Caesar...Julius Caesar, "Render Unto Caesar", *Hercules: The Legendary Journeys*.
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