This story opens with a disclaimer:
If you are easily offended, look away now. Because this little bit of absurdity is warped, twisted, off-kilter, and just plain bizarre. Read at your own risk! *snickers*
I debated whether or not to make this public. It is not really dirty, but there are some double-entendres and language that would probably be censored on television.
Fortunately for me, this isn't television!
If you have any questions or issues with the story, please email me.
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